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But maybe not at all. Probably much longer.
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If you're bored I have some money buried beneath the camper and you should feel free to dig it up and order a pizza--just be sure to massage my throat as it goes down.
Friends describe me as good hearted and dependable, on the spiritual. It's just getting there.